8 billion bucks for Fido
As you've probably read, Leona Helmsley left $8 billion for the "welfare of dogs." The NY Times had some funny interviews today with dogs, soliciting their opinions on what to do with the money. My own rescue mutt was mum on the subject, but did wag his tail when I scratched his ears and told him I was glad he'd been taken to a "no-kill" shelter.
I'm quite confident my first dog (Corky) would have lobbied for a rawhide bone fund, while my second dog (Poncho) would have chosen to use it to buy off lawmakers and enforce a table-height limit law, so he wouldn't have to work so hard to get the human food.
Post new comment