Idea Factory: Top Five Brown Bag Aces
In honor of the panic that will hit us around, say Wednesday morning, when we've run out of ideas of what to throw in the bag.
First of all, get a SIGG, because how do you not have one already? Fill it with chocolate milk shaken with a touch of cinnamon and vanilla.
If you have the time for homemade sports-bars, these are cheaper and tastier than most shelf brands.
Dark chocolate covered bananas, and they're organic, fair-trade, and will get your kid an A from the hemp-wearin' English teacher.
Shun just any pbn'j, surprise them with a pbn'mf: peanut butter and marshamallow fluff sandwich. Relax, it's all natural. Plus you'll get a huge smooch when they get home.
The least you can do is throw in some Pocky sticks, but better yet, send along some choice Double Whammy Hard Candy! Who doesn't want that?
Do any children eat whole pieces of fruit these days? I can't get my son to eat an apple unless it's peeled, cut, and served with caramel dip. His lunches are all fruit roll-ups, kids yogurts, juice boxes, cookies, and deli meat on some soft soft white bun. His dad sends him with a Lunchable and that is his favorite because it often comes with some sort of prize. Lunchables cannot really sustain a child for an afternoon, can they?
No. Lunchables are from the devil.
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